Anyone agree with my Santa Claus theory?

I finally figured this out. Santa Claus is actually an employee of the American government paid to make and buy toys to distribute to little kids on Christmas Eve as a goodwill gesture.





He gets all his benefits; medical, dental, 401, pension (but why would he need one).





Anyone agree with me on this?





NOTE: This is merely out of humor and I don't really believe in the physical Santa.

Anyone agree with my Santa Claus theory?
Sure, I'll go along with that! Except the part about not believing in Santa, of course. If he sees what you wrote, he'll put you on the "naughty" list. The rest of the year I think he drives a U.S. Mail truck like a bat out of. . .well, you-know-where.
Reply:YOU R TOTALLY RIGHT BUT SANTA CLAUS IS MY DAD!!!!
Reply:I do not agree with your Santa Claus theory.
Reply:yes
Reply:i agree haha completly


i think your right i never


thought


of that haha
Reply:it's not that funny.
Reply:No, and that isn't funny.
Reply:well.. both theories are dumm.. but MERRY XMAS!!
Reply:no
Reply:I hear he has a deal with the Kebler Elves. He takes all those cookies he gets and sells 'em to the little guys for a huge profit. That's how they get them to taste so homemade...
Reply:I do and ya just spoiled for me. :( If ya don't belive ya won't get any toys at Christmas. Ha ha.
Reply:sounds right to me!
Reply:I believe in Santa!


Honest I do!


I want Santa to bring me ....


um...


a puppy with a wet pink nose...


No wait...


make that...


a Shirly Temple Dolly


NO...Wait Wait...


make that


A pair of red shoes!


Yup Yup thats what I want


A Shirley Temple dolly with red shoes!


Oh and I still want the puppy too!
Reply:Bassicly Santa Clause was real but I do believe in your theory because he was originally thin but the Coco Kola company created the fat image of Santa. =)
Reply:I don't agree - he's not employed by the American government. He's part of a secret organisation that is made up of all kinds of make believe creatures (fairy godmother, toothfairy, men who actually understand women etc)





The governments from all parts of the world send money to them and help them out when needed. (ie cover stories when they are spotted etc)





So you are close but it's not just America thats part of it
Reply:In fact, he gets two secret old age benefits the government still denies exist: the ability to not die, and the ability to visit every house, hut, tepee, cave and Winnebago on earth in one night. No wonder he is said to be a myth.
Reply:Well.. you have a very rational imagination. It would be an economical explanation of government behaviour ... if Santa is an employee of the American government, then the government is making out his pay cheques ... but who pays the government to do this unknowingly? Doesn't in come down to the good tax payers of America then? To pay the government to get entertainment ... euh... this is getting cynical I know. Well, that's where your logic brings me.
Reply:im going to give u some advice, dont ever and i mean ever try to be funny again cuz ur joke was so depressing i wanted to commit suicide
Reply:No, he's a c.i.a. agent
Reply:nope
Reply:that was hilarious...um yeah