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The Top 14 Things Bill Clinton Would Say if He Were in "Star Wars"


14. "Well, it depends on your definition of 'father', Luke."





13. "Who knew the Jedi Mind Trick could work on 250 million people all at once?"





12. "I *absolutely* support the use of droids in the military... Okay, now I don't."





11. "Oh-h-h, you're looking for a little *WOOKIE*... Well, that's different."





10. "Luke, I am your father. Obi-Wan, I'm your father, too. And that Queen chick? I'm her daddy for sure. And Leia's. And Lando's, Boba Fett's, Jabba the Hutt's, Chewie's..."





9. "Wretched hive of scum and villainy? Woo-hoo, count me in!"





8. "I think the American people would like a little more bass in my theme music."





7. "Dispose of that troublesome young Jedi, Vince Skyfoster -- and make it look like a suicide."





6. "I did not have sexual relations with that wookie, Ms. Chewinsky."





5. "It's a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away -- and I'm still a lyin' weasel."





4. "Cholesterol does not concern me, Admiral. I want that Big Mac -- not excuses."





3. "Sorry about that lightsaber, Sugar. Just consider it laser dental work."





2. "These are not the droids you're looking for, Ma'am. Say, it's getting hot in here -- you might want to take off your top."





1. "She's my sister?!? Well, back on my home planet of Arkansas, that ain't an obstacle!"

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funny stuff .... Clinton jokes are a dime a dozen, but the Star Wars twist is great.
Reply:cool
Reply:it sucks thanx 4 tha points
Reply:GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:YOu forgot one





"Jar Jar Binks? Hey, so do I!"
Reply:Sorry...Too long for me
Reply:Funny, I could hear him in my head saying these things. Holding his thumb up and doing that chin thing.
Reply:Don't quit your day job!
Reply:please, lay off clinton, he's done far more good in the world than either of the bush's
Reply:STILL jealous about Clinton given Bush's patetic performance,huh?+
Reply:loooooooooooooooooool


v. funny
Reply:Wonderful
Reply:LAME
Reply:i thought it was lame but thank you for the 2 points
Reply:I don't like it very much, but you have some key points. But The Clintons were one of the best Presidents in the united states and the world, and they did so much good, that President Bush is unable to fit in any of the Clinton's shoes.
Reply:ABSOLUTELY GREAT!!!
Reply:no
Reply:If you're going to insult Clinton, at least pick something intelligent. The sex jokes are a little old.
Reply:I think there are alot more productive things to do in this lifetime, than judge someone for the mistakes they have made? Just because he was president and made "personal mistakes" everyone picks him apart. How would you feel if someone made jokes about every little mistake you have made in your life? I actually thought he was a good president, and I think he has paid for the wrongs he did, It is not our job to judge him, it is Gods.
Reply:too long and most of it isn't funny
Reply:This joke sucks because it basically uses the same 3 jokes over and over again to get 14 quotes. It would have been a lot funnier if every quote referred to a different joke.
Reply:Like yourself, incredibly lame.
Reply:Good 1. Thanks.
Reply:Star Wars is nerdy and Clinton sucks