Saturday, May 15, 2010

Why are Brits so ashamed?

As an American who just told a Brit he should be leaving the USA after his unsuccessful business trip I feel I must ask this.


Most Brits have dreadfully poor dental hygiene. It is often so bad that they cannot conclude a business deal, because they are so embarassed about their teeth and their bad breath that they can't smile and shake hands. They grunt, say something like "right, then" and walk away. This limits their ability to do great work, and they lose business deals. One British lady was successful, but she got help from an American company, and now lives here:





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Why are Brits so ashamed?
I don't know why they don't invest in a toothbrush and a dentist. I mean, look at Liz Hurley - don't they idolize her? She has good teeth, why don't they follow her example?
Reply:Duh the majority of us are descended from English....and my teeth are fine.....morons
Reply:You arrogant, stereotypical moron.





Let's talk about yanks.





Yanks are all fat and over weight, they are ruining the ozone layer with their gigantic engine cars that they don't even need. Their country is run by a retard, they can't spell, and they steriotype every asian man and woman to be terrorists.





Think of a constructive question next time, this is just a bunch of poorly generated steriotype bullshit that you found from a website and use it to poke fun of "Brits" why not call them Brittish, you stupid, typical hick Yank, go and drink some whisky then smash the bottle over your wifes head and lock her back in your "Trailer" and feed her KFC through the crack in the door.
Reply:wtf im british i aint met no1 like dat omg datz well nasty
Reply:as a 'BRIT' I would like to say why are all americans fat and obnoxious?


Or am I wrong to put all americans under the same stereotype??





PS I visit the dentist and hygienist regularly every 3 months and at the age of 35 I only have 1 filling
Reply:Brits love to 'rag' the yanks but can't take the 'pay back'
Reply:The US is having a major issue with Oral Cancer right now.





Oral Cancer is usually a result of poor dental hygiene, typically following a disease that causes most of your teeth to begin rotting away from the inside out very quickly.





It has become so bad that we've begun taking out huge billboards in large towns and putting signs on busses.





Many areas are upping the funding for free dental care to try to stop this (mostly by yanking teeth of poor people).
Reply:And America has something to be proud of?
Reply:You have to have big white teeth to distract attention from your big fat arses, stomach's and dress sense from the 1970's
Reply:Ray N: The questioner is as big an as*hole as bigoted Brits. He's just posting to get hatred out of people. He's a big "Sid Vicious" fan. Strange to think they live on the same fragile planet and don't realize how powerful hate is.

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